DO NOT read if you are ...
1. My grumpy sister, Delia.
2. Marcus Meldrew (who is an idiot).
3. Mrs Worthington, who has a moustache (it's tricky not to STARE).
I'm Tom Gates. When my teachers don't have their BEADY EYES on me, I like to draw pictures and think of ways to annoy DELIA. My teachers think I am easily distracted and "lack focus". Which is a bit harsh, because right now I am VERY focused on which biscuit I should eat first ... mmm?