My dog is not like other dogs. He doesn't do dog stuff like weeing on lampposts, or scratching his fleas or drinking out of the toilet. No, my dog likes moonlight and music and walking on his tiptoes. You see, my dog doesn't think he's a dog; my dog thinks he's a ballerina!
My dog is not like other dogs. He doesn't do dog stuff like weeing on lampposts, or scratching his fleas or drinking out of the toilet. No,
my dog likes moonlight and music and walking on his tiptoes. You see, my dog doesn't think he's a dog; my dog thinks he's a ballerina!